The First Month: A Destruction Derby
I did the research. I knew Border Collies were smart. What I didn’t know — what no breed profile could prepare me for — was the sheer, relentless, borderline-obsessive energy packed into a 40-pound dog who considers a 5-mile run a light warm-up.
The first month was a disaster. Finn (not his real name, but let’s protect the guilty) chewed through two couch cushions, dismantled a baseboard, and shredded an entire box of tax documents. He wasn’t being spiteful; he was a dog bred to work 50 miles a day, and I’d left him alone for three hours. His energy level, as I later confirmed, is 5 out of 5. A walk around the block didn’t even register as exercise. He needed a job, and he invented one: interior demolition.












